Strokin' Survey

So, I was listening to my collection of mp3’s, and Strokin’ started playing. That gave me an idea… a survey based on the questions that Clarence asks us in the song… So, here we go…
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“Let me ask you somethin’…
What time of the day do you like to make love?”
>morning and evening,

“Have you ever made love just before breakfast?”
>yep…

“Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show?”
>I think so…

“Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch?”
>yep…

“Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car?”
>no, but the front seat of my old truck…

“Let me ask you something…
How long has it been since you made love, huh?”
>um… two days, i think…

“Did you make love yesterday?”
>nope…

“Did you make love last week?”
>yep…

“Did you make love last year?”
>yep…

“Or maybe it might be that you plannin’ on makin’ love tonight…”
>i’d like to, but i don’t know if that’ll happen now…

and now, just for the fun of it, can you relate to either of these stories that Clarence shares with us…
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“I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
‘I’m strokin’, that’s what I’m doin’, I be strokin”
>sorry, never had anything like that happen…

“Now when I start making love to my woman
I don’t stop until I know she’s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
‘Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She’d say: ‘Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'”
>um, I think I’ve only had my name called twice, and those would be the only time that i know she was “sas-ified”…

“The other night I was strokin’ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
‘Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don’t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain’t tight enough, you can stick it up my…’ WOO! ”
>um, no she’s never told me that…

and now, we finish with some good words of advise:
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“But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin’ “

enjoy this survey, and please share it!
thanks,
jp