tired and at home

Well, I’m home now, or at least I will call it home, seeing as it is where my dear Diana and I are hanging our hats. Not my idea of home, though.

See, we’re living at Linda & Fred’s (My in-laws, mom & stepdad, to be exact). Not too much fun. Linda can be a royal bitch at times, and Fred, well, he tries to stay out of Linda’s way. Kinda reminds me of us (not! though, Diana can be a bitch……..)

Of course, every woman can be a bitch. It’s their God given right dammit! Just some exercise it more than others, and take it to extremes.

Anyway, Diana is pouting, because I’m not taking nudie pics of her. Instead, I’m having her do a portion of the homework assignment that she has to do, which I will be completing shortly. I have a way of writing essays that is MUCH better than hers, so whenever she has an essay assignment, I, for some stupid reason, get to do it.

Oh, but I love her anyway. I’ll bet that I will have the tar beaten out of me when she reads this. She can be mean at times. Especially in bed. *nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say-no-more*

Now I’v gotten her paranoid. She thinks that I am writing all sorts of mean, nasty, ugly things about her. She thinks I’m pissed because I have to write her paper.

Anyhoo,

Once more I am running out of things to say. For someone who just said they had a nice little way of writing, I sure as hell am failing to prove it.

Yay, I judt got told about some stupid thing that happened on Maury.

I hate talkshows.

I really don’t care to hear about ’em either.

Oh, I’m getting tired! Think I’ll leave for now.