My Marriage Age is:

[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[] I keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] I own more than one credit card.
[x] I know how to change the oil in my car.
[x] I do my own laundry.
[] I vote every election.
[X] I can cook for myself.
[x] I think politics are exciting.
[x] I balance my checkbook.
[x] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

Total: 7

[x] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
[] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[] I’ve never gotten a detention.
[] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[x] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[x] I like to take walks by myself.
[x] I’ve watched talk shows.
[x] I know what ‘credibility’ means without looking it up.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week.

Total so far:13

[x] I know how to do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in more than 2 language.
[x] When I say I’m going to do something I do it.
[x] my parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water the plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school/college all the time.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.

Total so far:23

[x] I can spell ‘experience’ without looking it up
[] I work out on a regular basis.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
[] My favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] I have gained weight since middle/high school.
[x] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine/nicotine.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don’t need.
[x] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type quickly.

Total so far: 30

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[] I have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I have more bills than I can pay.
[] Most of my friends are older than I am.
[x] I can say no to staying out all night.
[x] I use the internet every day.
[x] My wardrobe hasn’t changed in a while.
[] I can read a book and actually finish it.

TOTAL:36

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