…say, what?

…no wonder the voicemail transcript doesn’t make much sense–I can barely understand the poor guy.

Hello Jeremiah, this is calling from H. P team that they didn’t get them. I had just called was regarding. I’m afraid hard drive. If you need to be laptop for week you had called the page be a little upset over the email. Station online envy clogged up on the August. We’ll discuss each beat. To make the little bitty pieces Drive, suite. Unfortunately get it might. I’ll call it a deal, 5 Number google the what. Satan order that we made and I’d like to get a much I need to see if we can contacted back global Email station once again for the these could give me a call from this call back or else we will give you a call on Monday. At the same time ago, and Jeremiah, Thanks for choosing H P for you because of will be if you can also be that the date be. Dot, com’s Flexible. Have a good day to get it might take care bye bye.

WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM EST THIS EVENING

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LOUISVILLE HAS ISSUED A WINTER
WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW…WHICH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM EST
THIS EVENING.

* TIMING: SCATTERED SNOW SHOWERS WILL MOVE SOUTHEAST ACROSS THE
ADVISORY AREA THROUGH THE LATE AFTERNOON HOURS.

* MAIN IMPACT: VISIBILITY WILL BE REDUCED TO LESS THAN A QUARTER
OF A MILE IN THE HEAVIER SNOW SHOWERS THAT FALL. THE SUDDEN
CHANGE IN VISIBILITY WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS WITH TRAVEL…
ESPECIALLY ON INTERSTATES.

* OTHER IMPACTS: THE BRIEF NATURE OF THESE SNOWS WILL MEAN SOME
SPOTS WILL SEE A QUICK HALF INCH TO INCH OF SNOW FALL…WHICH
COULD CAUSE SOME SLICK ROADWAYS. ROAD CONDITIONS SHOULD IMPROVE
QUICKLY AFTER THE SHOWER ENDS.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS…

A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW MEANS THAT PERIODS OF SNOW
WILL CAUSE PRIMARILY TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SNOW
COVERED ROADS AND LIMITED VISIBILITIES…AND USE CAUTION WHILE
DRIVING.

&&

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URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE LOUISVILLE KY
1052 AM EST WED NOV 27 2013

...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM EST THIS EVENING...

KYZ035>037-039>043-047>049-055>057-067-272300-
/O.NEW.KLMK.WW.Y.0013.131127T1552Z-131127T2300Z/
FRANKLIN KY-SCOTT KY-HARRISON KY-ANDERSON KY-WOODFORD KY-
FAYETTE KY-BOURBON KY-NICHOLAS KY-MERCER KY-JESSAMINE KY-CLARK KY-
BOYLE KY-GARRARD KY-MADISON KY-LINCOLN KY-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...FRANKFORT...GEORGETOWN...CYNTHIANA...
LAWRENCEBURG...VERSAILLES...LEXINGTON...PARIS...CARLISLE...
HARRODSBURG...NICHOLASVILLE...WINCHESTER...DANVILLE...LANCASTER...
RICHMOND...STANFORD
1052 AM EST WED NOV 27 2013

...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM EST THIS
EVENING...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LOUISVILLE HAS ISSUED A WINTER
WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW...WHICH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM EST
THIS EVENING.

* TIMING: SCATTERED SNOW SHOWERS WILL MOVE SOUTHEAST ACROSS THE
  ADVISORY AREA THROUGH THE LATE AFTERNOON HOURS.

* MAIN IMPACT: VISIBILITY WILL BE REDUCED TO LESS THAN A QUARTER
  OF A MILE IN THE HEAVIER SNOW SHOWERS THAT FALL. THE SUDDEN
  CHANGE IN VISIBILITY WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS WITH TRAVEL...
  ESPECIALLY ON INTERSTATES.

* OTHER IMPACTS: THE BRIEF NATURE OF THESE SNOWS WILL MEAN SOME
  SPOTS WILL SEE A QUICK HALF INCH TO INCH OF SNOW FALL...WHICH
  COULD CAUSE SOME SLICK ROADWAYS. ROAD CONDITIONS SHOULD IMPROVE
  QUICKLY AFTER THE SHOWER ENDS.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW MEANS THAT PERIODS OF SNOW
WILL CAUSE PRIMARILY TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SNOW
COVERED ROADS AND LIMITED VISIBILITIES...AND USE CAUTION WHILE
DRIVING.

&&

WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY NOW IN EFFECT UNTIL 7 AM EST WEDNESDAY

KYZ035>037-039>043-047>049-055>057-067-270500-
/O.EXT.KLMK.WW.Y.0012.131126T2100Z-131127T1200Z/
FRANKLIN KY-SCOTT KY-HARRISON KY-ANDERSON KY-WOODFORD KY-
FAYETTE KY-BOURBON KY-NICHOLAS KY-MERCER KY-JESSAMINE KY-CLARK KY-
BOYLE KY-GARRARD KY-MADISON KY-LINCOLN KY-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...FRANKFORT...GEORGETOWN...CYNTHIANA...
LAWRENCEBURG...VERSAILLES...LEXINGTON...PARIS...CARLISLE...
HARRODSBURG...NICHOLASVILLE...WINCHESTER...DANVILLE...LANCASTER...
RICHMOND...STANFORD
211 PM EST TUE NOV 26 2013

...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY NOW IN EFFECT UNTIL 7 AM EST
WEDNESDAY...

* TIMING: RAIN WILL CHANGE TO SNOW LATE THIS AFTERNOON AND EARLY
  THIS EVENING. THE CHANGEOVER MAY BE BRIEFLY ACCOMPANIED BY
  SLEET.

* MAIN IMPACT: LIGHT TO MODERATE SNOW WILL CREATE ACCUMULATIONS OF
  1 TO 2 INCHES ACROSS THE ADVISORY AREA. LOCAL AMOUNTS UP TO 3 INCHES
  CANNOT BE RULED OUT ACROSS EASTERN PORTIONS OF THE ADVISORY
  AREA. SNOW WILL INITIALLY STRUGGLE TO ACCUMULATE ON ROADWAYS
  HOWEVER ACCUMULATIONS ARE EXPECTED IN SPOTS WHERE IT SNOWS HARD
  ENOUGH. TEMPERATURES WILL FALL THROUGH THE MID 20S BY WEDNESDAY
  MORNING...RESULTING IN SLICK SPOTS ON ROADWAYS.

* OTHER IMPACTS: SNOW SHOWERS ARE EXPECTED ON WEDNESDAY AS A 
  SHALLOW PLUME OF MOISTURE SPREADS SOUTHEASTWARD FROM LAKE 
  MICHIGAN. THESE SNOW SHOWERS WILL BE BRIEFLY REDUCE 
  VISIBILITIES. 

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW MEANS THAT PERIODS OF SNOW
WILL CAUSE PRIMARILY TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SNOW
COVERED ROADS AND LIMITED VISIBILITIES...AND USE CAUTION WHILE
DRIVING.

&&