over at fark they’re talking about the tornadic activity in texas… i just had to share this part of the thread… got a nice laugh out of it..

Author: kg4vma
have your own restaurant for $65k…
Wanna buy a restaurant?
WKYT reports that Portabella’s, a little restaurant in Lexington, is up for grabs on eBay.
Full Service Restaurant, Lexington KY – eBay (item 110240021141 end time Apr-13-08 10:54:13 PDT) via kwout
Portabella’s | Itialian Wood Oven Grill via kwout
plans for the day…
Looks like I’m gonna skip out on class tonight. Why? I’m busy doing housework.
On Sunday morning Diana discovered her little niece had lice. So, I’ve been doing laundry. I’ve got all the bedding, and several pieces of kids furniture to wash. What joy. Oh, yeah, and I’ve got to do this while watching the kid. Even more fun.
After I picked up the little girl this morning, I put her in the tub, and treated her hair. As soon as I finished I threw all the clothes in her diaper bag, and the bag itself into the wash. Later on, I’ll pick the sis-in-law up from work, give her ten bucks, and take her to the pharmacy to get her some shampoo, and I’ll offer to take her laundry to wash.
And, somewhere along the line, I need to find time to do homework.
Hope your day is going better than mine.
Action (19.16 ft) – Alert – CYNK2 – South Fork Licking River at Cynthiana (Kentucky)
Alert Stage: 19.0 ft
Flood Stage: 20.0 ft
Latest Observation: 19.16 ft
Observation Time: Apr 4, 2008 04:00 PM EDT
Highest Forecast: 21.8 ft
Highest Forecast Time: Apr 5, 2008 02:00 AM EDT
Last Forecast: 7.2 ft
Last Forecast Time: Apr 9, 2008 08:00 AM EDT
AHPS Hydrologic Service Area Homepage:
Flood Warning – Harrison (Kentucky)
ANDERSON COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
BOURBON COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
CLARK COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
FAYETTE COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
THIS INCLUDES THE CITY OF LEXINGTON…
FRANKLIN COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
HARRISON COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
JESSAMINE COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
MERCER COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
NICHOLAS COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
SCOTT COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
THIS INCLUDES THE CITY OF GEORGETOWN…
WOODFORD COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
WASHINGTON COUNTY IN NORTH CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
* UNTIL 1015 AM EDT SATURDAY
* AT 417 PM EDT CALLS TO AREA EMERGENCY MANAGERS INDICATED THAT
SEVERAL URBAN AND COUNTY ROADS ARE STILL CLOSED DUE TO FLOODING FROM
EARLIER HEAVY RAINS. ALTHOUGH ONLY LIGHT RAIN WILL CONTINUE AND
SHOULD END TONIGHT…ROADS WILL CONTINUE TO BE FLOODED AND
IMPASSABLE IN SOME SPOTS THROUGH THE OVERNIGHT HOURS. THEREFORE THE
FLOOD WARNING HAS BEEN EXTENDED UNTIL SATURDAY MORNING.
STREAM RISES WILL BE SLOW AND FLASH FLOODING IS NOT EXPECTED.
HOWEVER…EXCESSIVE RUNOFF FROM THE RAINFALL EARLIER WILL CAUSE OR
CONTINUE FLOODING OF SMALL CREEKS AND STREAMS…AND HIGHWAYS AND
UNDERPASSES. COUNTRY ROADS AND FARMLANDS ALONG THE BANKS OF
CREEKS…STREAMS AND OTHER LOW LYING AREAS ARE SUBJECT TO CONTINUED
FLOODING. ALL INTERESTED PARTIES SHOULD TAKE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS
IMMEDIATELY.
DO NOT DRIVE YOUR VEHICLE INTO AREAS WHERE THE WATER COVERS THE
ROADWAY. THE WATER DEPTH MAY BE TOO GREAT TO ALLOW YOUR CAR TO CROSS
SAFELY. TURN AROUND AND MOVE TO HIGHER GROUND.
LAT…LON 3812 8407 3795 8397 3783 8403 3792 8428
3788 8443 3775 8456 3783 8471 3773 8472
3769 8503 3764 8505 3763 8528 3771 8540
3790 8515 3835 8493 3835 8475 3855 8448
3858 8421 3849 8416 3843 8394 3833 8383
TIME…MOT…LOC 2017Z 180DEG 0KT 3814 8446
$
AL
Issuing Weather Forecast Office Homepage
river levels…
The river’s a risin’ about 5 hours ahead of the predicted times according to the graph below… just something neat…
National Weather Service Advanced Hydrologic Prediction Service via kwout
i'm still tired…
it’s too early… i’m tired… anyways…
Diana ( ) just called a few minutes ago to catch me up on a few things… well, she also ran across an accident in Bourbon Co. on Russell Cave… she’s gonna call me back in a few, once she gets turned around…
anyone wanna take bets on it being weather related?
UPDATE: (7:47am) Diana called back, and it wasn’t an accident, but a flooded bridge in this area. Not surprising…
UPDATE: (7:54am) Diana just called to inform me that in Fayette County, Police have reduced traffic along US 27 (south-bound lane between Paris and Lexington) to one lane, as water from a nearby creek is backing into the road.
Storm Report
000
NWUS53 KLMK 041030
LSRLMK
PRELIMINARY LOCAL STORM REPORT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE LOUISVILLE KY
630 AM EDT FRI APR 04 2008
..TIME... ...EVENT... ...CITY LOCATION... ...LAT.LON...
..DATE... ....MAG.... ..COUNTY LOCATION..ST.. ...SOURCE....
..REMARKS..
0625 AM FLOOD CYNTHIANA 38.39N 84.30W
04/04/2008 HARRISON KY LAW ENFORCEMENT
NUMEROUS LOW-WATER CROSSINGS ACROSS COUNTY ROADS FLOODED.
BARRICADES BEING PUT UP CURRENTLY.
&&
$$
AL
Flood Warning
ANDERSON COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
BOURBON COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
CLARK COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
FAYETTE COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
THIS INCLUDES THE CITY OF LEXINGTON…
FRANKLIN COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
HARRISON COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
JESSAMINE COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
MERCER COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
NICHOLAS COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
SCOTT COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
THIS INCLUDES THE CITY OF GEORGETOWN…
WOODFORD COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
WASHINGTON COUNTY IN NORTH CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
* UNTIL 415 PM EDT FRIDAY
* AT 615 AM EDT…RAIN WAS DECREASING IN INTENSITY ACROSS THE WARNED
AREA…HOWEVER WIDESPREAD AREAL FLOODING WILL CONTINUE AS WATER
CONTINUES TO RUNOFF INTO STREAMS…CREEKS AND LOW LYING AREAS.
NUMEROUS ROADS WILL REMAIN CLOSED THROUGH MUCH OF THE DAY DUE TO
FLOWING AND STANDING WATER.
LESS THAN AN INCH OF ADDITIONAL RAIN IS EXPECTED.
A FLOOD WARNING MEANS THAT FLOODING IS IMMINENT OR HAS BEEN REPORTED.
DO NOT DRIVE YOUR VEHICLE INTO AREAS WHERE THE WATER COVERS THE
ROADWAY. THE WATER DEPTH MAY BE TOO GREAT TO ALLOW YOUR CAR TO CROSS
SAFELY.
TO REPORT FLOODING…HAVE THE NEAREST LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY RELAY
YOUR REPORT TO THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE FORECAST OFFICE.
LAT…LON 3812 8407 3795 8397 3784 8403 3792 8428
3774 8458 3783 8471 3773 8472 3769 8503
3764 8505 3763 8528 3769 8539 3783 8530
3790 8516 3836 8496 3835 8475 3855 8448
3858 8421 3849 8416 3844 8395 3833 8383
TIME…MOT…LOC 1017Z 180DEG 0KT 3814 8446
$
DK
_@_WWA_FLOOD_WRN.WWAPROD–!
Issuing Weather Forecast Office Homepage
Flash Flood Warning
BOURBON COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
CLARK COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
FAYETTE COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
THIS INCLUDES THE CITY OF LEXINGTON…
FRANKLIN COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
HARRISON COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
JESSAMINE COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
MERCER COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
NICHOLAS COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
SCOTT COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
THIS INCLUDES THE CITY OF GEORGETOWN…
WOODFORD COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
WASHINGTON COUNTY IN NORTH CENTRAL KENTUCKY…
* UNTIL 615 AM EDT
* AT 1217 AM EDT…NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR
INDICATED TRAINING THUNDERSTORMS OVER AND MOVING INTO THE WARNED
AREA.
* LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO PARIS…
GEORGETOWN…FRANKFORT…CYNTHIANA…CARLISLE AND LEXINGTON.
ADDITIONAL RAINFALL AMOUNTS OF 1 TO 3 INCHES ARE LIKELY ACROSS THE
WARNED AREA…WITH RAINFALL RATES UP TO 1 INCH AN HOUR.
BE ESPECIALLY CAUTIOUS AT NIGHT WHEN IT IS HARDER TO RECOGNIZE THE
DANGERS OF FLOODING. IF FLASH FLOODING IS OBSERVED ACT QUICKLY. MOVE
UP TO HIGHER GROUND TO ESCAPE FLOOD WATERS. DO NOT STAY IN AREAS
SUBJECT TO FLOODING WHEN WATER BEGINS RISING.
MOST FLOOD DEATHS OCCUR IN AUTOMOBILES. NEVER DRIVE YOUR VEHICLE INTO
AREAS WHERE THE WATER COVERS THE ROADWAY. FLOOD WATERS ARE USUALLY
DEEPER THAN THEY APPEAR. JUST ONE FOOT OF FLOWING WATER IS POWERFUL
ENOUGH TO SWEEP VEHICLES OFF THE ROAD. WHEN ENCOUNTERING FLOODED
ROADS MAKE THE SMART CHOICE…TURN AROUND…DONT DROWN.
LAT…LON 3812 8407 3795 8397 3785 8403 3791 8428
3775 8457 3784 8471 3772 8472 3764 8505
3768 8538 3785 8527 3789 8516 3799 8518
3815 8502 3833 8497 3835 8475 3857 8441
3858 8421 3849 8416 3844 8395 3833 8383
TIME…MOT…LOC 0422Z 180DEG 0KT 3806 8462
$
DK
Issuing Weather Forecast Office Homepage