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A Legal Fight Involving Lexington Based Company

Just some neat tech news that is on a local/global front…

A Legal Fight Involving Lexington Based Company

It’s an electronic chip that has sparked a lengthy legal fight that could potentially result in hundreds of millions of dollars in damages and turn the toner cartridge industry on its head.

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Long Story Short

Entertaining story, just thought I’d share…

Long Story Short

(CBS/iStockphoto)OK, pop quiz, kids: Does this sound like an excerpt from a CBSNews.com story – or a snippet from a spam email?
.many normal men suffer “small-penis syndrome,” urologists report. If you guessed “CBSNews.com story,” congratulations – gold star! Not only is this a CBSNews.com story, it has lately been, perhaps, the CBSNews.com story. It held the top spot on the “Most Popular” list for a few days and, despite having been posted back on June 1st, now sits comfortably in the #3 spot.

The story, from CBSNews.com partner WebMD, explains that while many men think they have “a truly tiny tinkler,” most of them don’t have anything to worry about. But they worry anyway! “It is very common for men to worry about the size of their penis,” Urologists Kevan R. Wylie said in a release. “It is important that these concerns aren’t dismissed as this can heighten concerns and anxieties.”

At the NRO Media Blog, Greg Pollowitz is mocking CBSNews.com’s decision to put the story at the bottom of its list of “top stories” on Saturday. He sarcastically writes: “I wonder if 60 Minutes will do a follow up on the last one in the list…”

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Having fun…

I’m sitting at home…
Drinkin’ coffee…
Eatin’ a banana-nut muffin…
Gettin’ ready to do housework…
Rockin’ out with Taron…

silly survey/test: how freaky in bed

Ever get tired of these silly surveys that get pased around? Here’s one that arrived in my inbox. By the way, I got a 59…

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13)

AND NO CHEATING!

SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR…

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1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?

A. LIGHT COLOR
B. CHANGE COLORS
C. DARK.

2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD…

A. SEDUCE THEM
B. JUST CHILL
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE.

3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?

A. RAIN
B. THUNDERSTORM
C. SUNNY
D. CLOUDY.

4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?

A. STRAWBERRIES.
B. CHERRIES
C. GRAPES
D. PEACHES
E. KIWI

5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS….

A. NIGHT.
B. DAY
C. AFTERNOON

6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?

A. FALL
B. SUMMER
C. SPRING
D. WINTER.

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?

A-HEADBOARD.
B-NO HEADBOARD

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

A-LEO
B-VIRGO
C-SCORPIO
D-LIBRA
E-GEMINI
F-ARIES
G-CAPRICORN
H-CANCER
I-PISCES
J-AQUARIUS
K-TAURUS.
L-SAGITARIUS

9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE…

A. ASTRO VAN
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING
C. PARK
D. AIR PLANE
E. PARENTS ROOM
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE.

10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?

A. SPRINT/CINGULAR
B. VERIZON
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL.
D. ALTEL
E. CRICKET
F. SUNCOM
G. BOOST MOB

11.PICK AN ANIMAL-
A. LION
B. LIZARD
C. SNAKE.
D. MONKEY

12.PICK A TOPPING-

A. CHOCOLATE SYRUP.
B. HONEY
C. WHIP CREAM
D. NUTS

13.WHICH WAY?

A. UP.
B. DOWN
C. SIDEWAYS

NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK=========

***ANSWERS****
1.
A. LIGHT COLOR—— (4) POINTS
B. CHANGE COLORS- (5) POINTS
C. DARK—————- (4) POINTS

2.
A. SEDUCE THEM————— (5) POINTS
B. JUST CHILL——————- (2) POINTS
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE- (4) POINTS

3.
A. RAIN————— (3) POINTS
B. THUNDERSTORM- (5) POINTS
C. SUNNY————- (4) POINTS
D. CLOUDY———– (2) POINTS

4.
A. STRAWBERRIES- (5) POINTS
B. CHERRIES——– (4) POINTS
C. GRAPES———- (3) POINTS
D. PEACHES——– (4) POINTS
E. KIWI————– (5) POINTS

5.
A. NIGHT——– (4) POINTS
B. DAY———– (3) POINTS
C. AFTERNOON- (5) POINTS

6.
A. FALL——– (3) POINTS
B. SUMMMER- (4) POINTS
C. SPRING—- (2) POINTS
D. WINTER— (5) POINTS

7.
A-HEADBOARD——– (5) POINTS
B-NO HEADBOARD– (2) POINTS

8.
A-LEO———- (5) POINTS
B-VIRGO——- (5) POINTS
C-SCORPIO— (5) POINTS
D-LIBRA——– (3) POINTS
E-GEMINI—— (4) POINTS
F-ARIES——– (3) POINTS
G-CAPRICORN- (3) POINTS
H-CANCER—— (4) POINTS
I-PISCES——- (5) POINTS
J-AQUARIUS— (4) POINTS
K-TAURUS—— (5) POINTS
L-SAGITARIUS- (4) POINTS

9.
A. ASTRO VAN—————————— (3) POINTS
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING- (4) POINTS
C. PARK————————————- (2) POINTS
D. AIR PLANE——————————- (5) POINTS
E. PARENTS ROOM———————— (5) POINTS
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE——————– (10) POINTS

10.
A. SPRINT/CINGULAR- (5) POINTS
B. VERIZON————- (4) POINTS
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL—– (3) POINTS
D. ALTEL—————– (5) POINTS
E. CRICKET————– (2) POINTS
F. SUNCOM————– (3) POINTS
G. BOOST MOB———- (4) POINTS

11.
A. LION—— (5) POINTS
B. LIZARD— (3) POINTS
C. SNAKE— (4) POINTS
D. MONKEY- (3) POINTS

12.
A. CHOCOLATE SYRUP- (3) POINTS
B. HONEY————— (2) POINTS
C. WHIP CREAM——- (5) POINTS
D. NUTS—————– (3) POINTS

13.
A. UP———– (2) POINTS
B. DOWN—— (3) POINTS
C. SIDEWAYS- (5) POINTS

NOW ADD THE POINTS UP!!!!

RATINGS:

25-34= PRIESTS SON or DAUGHTER. YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRIAGE.

35-49= PRETTY DAMN FREAKY, BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN… FROM ME.

50+ = TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!***HIT UP MY PAGE

LET YOUR SCORE BE KNOWN!!!

NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH THE PERSON YOU THOUGHT OF!

REPOST AS: TEST: HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? – I GOT A ()

The Breakway Republic of Vermont?

A small cadre of writers and academics in Vermont is plotting political strategy and planting the seeds of separatism. They’ve published a “Green Mountain Manifesto” and they hope to eventually persuade the state Legislature to declare independence.

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Two weeks ago, my computer crashed. I did something stupid – I imported the registry from another machine. Boneheaded thing to do. I was intending to analyze it, was half asleep, double clicked the file, and told it ok – immediately afterward I snapped awake and realized what i had done. I royally screwed things up.
Anyway, I had to restore the computer to it’s “fresh off the line” state – i never made backups (another boneheaded move). I’ve been fighting with it ever since. She’s almost back to normal though – and perhaps a bit better. I still had my old PC in storage, so I brought it back to life and copied things over. I’m not missing a whole lot – just two months of chats, and any other “personal” information that GDS leaves local – most of my other info hadn’t changed, or was available in a cached form on Google’s servers.
This accident has also afforded me the time to go back through my files again, and reorganize my directory structure. I’m a nut for archiving and organization of media. I really think I should give up on my IT dreams as a career, leave them as a hobby, and work as a librarian.
Anyway, I installed a few extras, one being a feed reader (if you haven’t gathered that – I’ve been taking advantage of the publishing capabilities for my LJ, so that I can repost interesting stories). I prefer to get my news online anyway. The ability of getting “personalized” news is better than the one size fits all that print and television has to offer. (Not to mention that we just cut the cable out, and we’re too cheap to get a subscription to the paper.)
Well, I’m starting to grow tired of writing, so I believe that I’ll stop here, and go on to sipping my coffee, and reading the news.

Economic Analysis of Toilet Seat Position

Economic Analysis of Toilet Seat Position
Ant writes “The Science Creative Quarterly has published an economic analysis of The Social Norm of Leaving the Toilet Down, employing game theory. This analysis is more thorough than preceding ones cited (from 2002 and 2005), as it factors in the cost of yelling. Both men and women can take some comfort in the conclusion though neither may in the end be satisfied.

Boys with Longer Ring Fingers are Better at Math

Boys with Longer Ring Fingers are Better at Math
slashthedot writes “While it is well known that boys have longer ring fingers as compared to index fingers, now some researchers say that the longer the ring finger ratio to index finger, the better boys are at math. In girls, the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio, the better is their verbal skills. ‘The link, according to the researchers, is that testosterone levels in the womb influence both finger length and brain development.'”

WOMEN – A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

WOMEN – A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
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Element: Women
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 & 200 kg
Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no know reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when saturated in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

I am so screwed…

So, I quit my job last week, after getting fed up with my first shift counter-parts.
The van payment and rent are past-due.
I went outside to find a puddle of oil underneath the car. I crawled underneath, and found that the front camshaft seal has popped out.
Yep.
I’m screwed.
Oh, and I have failed my classes at Sullivan.