Category: Lifestream

@tababy012204 if you want to start a fight on twitter, I’m game [kg4vma]

@tababy012204 I didn’t ream you over anything. [kg4vma]

@tababy012204 I thought you were already dressed and ready to take the kids in, honestly. I thought your were an outfit. [kg4vma]

@tababy012204 it’s rare for me to wake up & actually are you with clothes on, I’m used to seeing you baring your ass to everyone in the morn [kg4vma]

@tababy012204 furthermore, I knew you were going to be leaving in a mere hour to go to the school anyway. [kg4vma]

@tababy012204 I’m sorry I made some stupid assumptions. [kg4vma]

@tababy012204 had I known it was your intent to have me take the children in this morn, I would’ve gotten up earlier. [kg4vma]

@tababy012204 waking to see you were already downstairs and not in the bed beside me also led me to believe you were going to care for them [kg4vma]

@tababy012204 so, I am sorry. [kg4vma]

My car is sick. [kg4vma]

Afraid the problems with my car are pointing to a damaged head… [kg4vma]

The cashier who might not be living up to your expectations in customer service may have just emptied his stomach in the mens room. [kg4vma]

It’s hard to be polite to every tom, harry, and DICK of a customer when your stomach is in knots. [kg4vma]

So before you lodge that complaint, remember that I am human, assumedly like you, and that I am prone to having an off day. [kg4vma]

RT @DrewCurtis: BREAKING NEWS ALERT: THERE WILL BE TRAFFIC THIS WEEKEND. TELL EVERYONE [kg4vma]

Hurricane lamp? RT @DrewCurtis: I think if a hurricane hits the gulf soon someone should light it on fire. That would be cool… [kg4vma]

Harassment laws suck. It’d be nice to compliment how nice a pair of pants make a coworkers ass look w/o fear of getting fired or sued… [kg4vma]

.@MrTaron sees the cardiologist this morn. [kg4vma]

RT @femainfocus: Need a widget? We have widgets on hurricane preparedness and more. Codes to add to your site at www.fema.gov/widgets. [kg4vma]

One would think I’dve learned by now not to trust an infant’s smile… But no. Not heeding that warning, I let @MissViRose upchuck on me. [kg4vma]