Lamentations of the new Jeremiah

So, I just wrote one long-ass response to a comment left on a friend’s blog. Um yes, it was very freaking long. And I was quoting scripture.

Ah, so now you get the title of this entry! Lamentations, Jeremiah, HAHAHA… oh, you don’t get it? Well, poop.

Anyway, I’d like to link it or just re-post it here, but feel that I should ask permission from the friend if I can air their dirty laundry here. Whoa – wait a minute! I’m being respectful of someone else’s business! Since when? Hey, I’ve learned a lot. Don’t you remember the time I really pissed off Diana and Shandra? I even had Maria mad at me, and we had never even spoken before, even though we live a stone’s throw away.

Maybe that’s why I don’t want to risk hurting anyone else – i don’t wanna get stoned.

When I was in high school, I had an idea of what I wanted to do, who I wanted to be. I didn’t know fully, so I decided not to bother with going to college, and to take some time, to figure things out. Two years later, my thoughts became clearer. Two years after that, I knew full-well what I wanted to do with my life.
Now, I’m not so sure…
“Dreamer, you stupid little dreamer,”
I discovered that I had an interest in computers sometime in the late ’90s. My dad had gotten a job at an office, and ended up bringing home a computer. Well, the one work computer soon led to several coming through the door, and the two of us started studying what we could, when we could. He’d bring home various parts and junked PCs, and we’d tear them down and rebuild.
In 2001, I became employed by a local consumer-electronics dealer. It was here that I discovered that the public is moronic, needs help, and that there isn’t anyone around this town that can truly offer that kind of help – not even at the local dealer of products from “America’s technology store.”
It was here that I started to dream of becoming an entrepreneur. 
In 2003, my father gained a heightened interest in radio communications. He has always had an interest – it just grew. He started working with the communications systems of the county’s emergency services. I started to help, in small doses, as just an alternate set of eyes when trying to figure out how to use an unfamiliar piece of programming software. His collection of equipment grew, and so had the word that he could program certain radios.
I came to the realization that the two of us should join forces and start a business. I’ve drempt of this for four years now. And nothing has happened.

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So, I’m sitting here, in front of the computer, with not much to do…
Some kids from across the street were pelting the window with clods of dirt. They’ve gotten gutsier now, and are running up to the door, and are banging on it…
I wonder why they haven’t given up yet…
I guess that they’re trying to get a reaction of some sort. Little do they know that I try to just ignore irritations and problems. Besides – they’re just kids, and I have no earthly clue as to who their parents are, nor do I care. I try not to socialize with any of the neighbors. Hell, I think that today I had the longest exchange of words with the next-door neighbor. I got my mail, just as he, and he said something like, “Hey, I think I’ve got something of yours,” and I responded with an, “Alright,” as he handed it to me.
Yeah, I really don’t socialize. Haven’t found anyone that I would really want to socialize with…
Diana should be getting off of work soon. I wonder what I should fix for dinner. I hope she calls before she leaves.
The kids are playing upstairs. Speaking of, it sounds like I should go up there – I hear Niv protesting something…

A Legal Fight Involving Lexington Based Company

Just some neat tech news that is on a local/global front…

A Legal Fight Involving Lexington Based Company

It’s an electronic chip that has sparked a lengthy legal fight that could potentially result in hundreds of millions of dollars in damages and turn the toner cartridge industry on its head.

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Long Story Short

Entertaining story, just thought I’d share…

Long Story Short

(CBS/iStockphoto)OK, pop quiz, kids: Does this sound like an excerpt from a CBSNews.com story – or a snippet from a spam email?
.many normal men suffer “small-penis syndrome,” urologists report. If you guessed “CBSNews.com story,” congratulations – gold star! Not only is this a CBSNews.com story, it has lately been, perhaps, the CBSNews.com story. It held the top spot on the “Most Popular” list for a few days and, despite having been posted back on June 1st, now sits comfortably in the #3 spot.

The story, from CBSNews.com partner WebMD, explains that while many men think they have “a truly tiny tinkler,” most of them don’t have anything to worry about. But they worry anyway! “It is very common for men to worry about the size of their penis,” Urologists Kevan R. Wylie said in a release. “It is important that these concerns aren’t dismissed as this can heighten concerns and anxieties.”

At the NRO Media Blog, Greg Pollowitz is mocking CBSNews.com’s decision to put the story at the bottom of its list of “top stories” on Saturday. He sarcastically writes: “I wonder if 60 Minutes will do a follow up on the last one in the list…”

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silly survey/test: how freaky in bed

 Ever get tired of these silly surveys that get pased around? Here’s one that arrived in my inbox. By the way, I got a 59…

 

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13)

AND NO CHEATING!

SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR…

_________________________________________________

1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?

A. LIGHT COLOR
B. CHANGE COLORS
C. DARK.

2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD…

A. SEDUCE THEM
B. JUST CHILL
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE.

3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?

A. RAIN
B. THUNDERSTORM
C. SUNNY
D. CLOUDY.

4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?

A. STRAWBERRIES.
B. CHERRIES
C. GRAPES
D. PEACHES
E. KIWI

5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS….

A. NIGHT.
B. DAY
C. AFTERNOON

6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?

A. FALL
B. SUMMER
C. SPRING
D. WINTER.

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?

A-HEADBOARD.
B-NO HEADBOARD

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

A-LEO
B-VIRGO
C-SCORPIO
D-LIBRA
E-GEMINI
F-ARIES
G-CAPRICORN
H-CANCER
I-PISCES
J-AQUARIUS
K-TAURUS.
L-SAGITARIUS

9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE…

A. ASTRO VAN
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING
C. PARK
D. AIR PLANE
E. PARENTS ROOM
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE.

10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?

A. SPRINT/CINGULAR
B. VERIZON
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL.
D. ALTEL
E. CRICKET
F. SUNCOM
G. BOOST MOB

11.PICK AN ANIMAL-
A. LION
B. LIZARD
C. SNAKE.
D. MONKEY

12.PICK A TOPPING-

A. CHOCOLATE SYRUP.
B. HONEY
C. WHIP CREAM
D. NUTS

13.WHICH WAY?

A. UP.
B. DOWN
C. SIDEWAYS

NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK=========

***ANSWERS****
1.
A. LIGHT COLOR—— (4) POINTS
B. CHANGE COLORS- (5) POINTS
C. DARK—————- (4) POINTS

2.
A. SEDUCE THEM————— (5) POINTS
B. JUST CHILL——————- (2) POINTS
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE- (4) POINTS

3.
A. RAIN————— (3) POINTS
B. THUNDERSTORM- (5) POINTS
C. SUNNY————- (4) POINTS
D. CLOUDY———– (2) POINTS

4.
A. STRAWBERRIES- (5) POINTS
B. CHERRIES——– (4) POINTS
C. GRAPES———- (3) POINTS
D. PEACHES——– (4) POINTS
E. KIWI————– (5) POINTS

5.
A. NIGHT——– (4) POINTS
B. DAY———– (3) POINTS
C. AFTERNOON- (5) POINTS

6.
A. FALL——– (3) POINTS
B. SUMMMER- (4) POINTS
C. SPRING—- (2) POINTS
D. WINTER— (5) POINTS

7.
A-HEADBOARD——– (5) POINTS
B-NO HEADBOARD– (2) POINTS

8.
A-LEO———- (5) POINTS
B-VIRGO——- (5) POINTS
C-SCORPIO— (5) POINTS
D-LIBRA——– (3) POINTS
E-GEMINI—— (4) POINTS
F-ARIES——– (3) POINTS
G-CAPRICORN- (3) POINTS
H-CANCER—— (4) POINTS
I-PISCES——- (5) POINTS
J-AQUARIUS— (4) POINTS
K-TAURUS—— (5) POINTS
L-SAGITARIUS- (4) POINTS

9.
A. ASTRO VAN—————————— (3) POINTS
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING- (4) POINTS
C. PARK————————————- (2) POINTS
D. AIR PLANE——————————- (5) POINTS
E. PARENTS ROOM———————— (5) POINTS
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE——————– (10) POINTS

10.
A. SPRINT/CINGULAR- (5) POINTS
B. VERIZON————- (4) POINTS
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL—– (3) POINTS
D. ALTEL—————– (5) POINTS
E. CRICKET————– (2) POINTS
F. SUNCOM————– (3) POINTS
G. BOOST MOB———- (4) POINTS

11.
A. LION—— (5) POINTS
B. LIZARD— (3) POINTS
C. SNAKE— (4) POINTS
D. MONKEY- (3) POINTS

12.
A. CHOCOLATE SYRUP- (3) POINTS
B. HONEY————— (2) POINTS
C. WHIP CREAM——- (5) POINTS
D. NUTS—————– (3) POINTS

13.
A. UP———– (2) POINTS
B. DOWN—— (3) POINTS
C. SIDEWAYS- (5) POINTS

NOW ADD THE POINTS UP!!!!

RATINGS:

25-34= PRIESTS SON or DAUGHTER. YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRIAGE.

35-49= PRETTY DAMN FREAKY, BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN… FROM ME.

50+ = TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!***HIT UP MY PAGE

LET YOUR SCORE BE KNOWN!!!

NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH THE PERSON YOU THOUGHT OF!

REPOST AS: TEST: HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? – I GOT A ()

The Breakway Republic of Vermont?

A small cadre of writers and academics in Vermont is plotting political strategy and planting the seeds of separatism. They’ve published a “Green Mountain Manifesto” and they hope to eventually persuade the state Legislature to declare independence.

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Two weeks ago, my computer crashed. I did something stupid – I imported the registry from another machine. Boneheaded thing to do. I was intending to analyze it, was half asleep, double clicked the file, and told it ok – immediately afterward I snapped awake and realized what i had done. I royally screwed things up.
Anyway, I had to restore the computer to it’s “fresh off the line” state – i never made backups (another boneheaded move). I’ve been fighting with it ever since. She’s almost back to normal though – and perhaps a bit better. I still had my old PC in storage, so I brought it back to life and copied things over. I’m not missing a whole lot – just two months of chats, and any other “personal” information that GDS leaves local – most of my other info hadn’t changed, or was available in a cached form on Google’s servers.
This accident has also afforded me the time to go back through my files again, and reorganize my directory structure. I’m a nut for archiving and organization of media. I really think I should give up on my IT dreams as a career, leave them as a hobby, and work as a librarian.
Anyway, I installed a few extras, one being a feed reader (if you haven’t gathered that – I’ve been taking advantage of the publishing capabilities for my LJ, so that I can repost interesting stories). I prefer to get my news online anyway. The ability of getting “personalized” news is better than the one size fits all that print and television has to offer. (Not to mention that we just cut the cable out, and we’re too cheap to get a subscription to the paper.)
Well, I’m starting to grow tired of writing, so I believe that I’ll stop here, and go on to sipping my coffee, and reading the news.